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Please
try the following:
- Read
all instructions
- Click the
 Refresh button for a refreshing lemon
sorbet
recipe.
- If you typed the page
address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled
correctly, because the last thing we need on the Internet is more
people who can't spell.
- To check your
connection, click the Tools menu, and then click the Eaten By Monsters
Options. On the Weapons tab, click
FIZZIE BOOM. The weapons
class should match those provided by your local mysterious old
loony in a desert or small greenish swamp
dweller.
- If your Network
Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine the
Internet and automatically discover a site which makes sense and
is run by a literate adult who will not say "a/s/l" at you.
If
you would like Windows to try and discover such a site,
click  Detect
Sanity
- Some sites require
128-bit connection security. Click the Help menu and then click
I Don't Know
Anything About My Own
Computer to determine what strength security you have
installed.
- If you are trying to
reach a secure site, make sure your Security settings can support
it. Click the Tools
menu, and then click Security
Options.
Scroll to the Advanced option and check
settings for Motion
Detectors, Professional Bodyguards, the Remote-Controlled Trapdoor to
the Scorpion Pit, a Warm
Fuzzy Blanket, and Cuddly Bunny Toy.
- Click the
 Back button to try another link.
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